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Real tech stories. Really shaky analysis. Surprising nobody, the top New Year’s resolutions for 2016 are 1) getting in shape, 2) getting organized, and 3) reading more bastardized tech news. Showing up today for the Weekly Tech Views is a great first step. Congratulations on your commitment! You Don’t Often See Accountants Cry Like ThatContinue reading “WEEKLY TECH VIEWS – Jan 9, 2016”

  Real tech stories. Really shaky analysis. The Top 10. Debate raged on at WTVB headquarters–which stories would make the top ten? There were strong opinions on all sides, and I’ll admit things got heated at times–insults were hurled, Christmas gifts rescinded, turkey legs brandished threateningly–but finally a consensus was reached. And though I’m unlikelyContinue reading “Weekly Tech Views – 25 – Best of 2015 – Top Ten!”

Real tech stories. Really shaky analysis. As a blogger, I am required by internet law to submit an end-of-year “Best Of” list. Failure to do so results in a loss of my blogging license and expulsion from the International Membership of Accredited Bloggers Union – Tech Topics (IMABUTT). As such, here are my favorite storiesContinue reading “Weekly Tech Views 24 – Best Of 2015”

Real tech stories. Really shaky analysis. We’re less than a week from Christmas, so consider this blog my gift to you, because I don’t have your address and have no way of getting you anything else. I Knew It Would Make A Comeback, Just Like My Acid Washed Jeans… Wait, Says Who? Google has updatedContinue reading “Weekly Tech Views 23 – Dec 20, 2015”

Real tech stories. Really shaky analysis. 65 degrees in mid-December in Ohio? Perfect. Some say it doesn’t feel like the holidays, but I always say there’s nothing more festive than wearing shorts and a t-shirt while listening to a little Christmas music and reading some bogus tech-story analysis. ??? A study indicates that text messagesContinue reading “Weekly Tech Views 22 – Dec 13, 2015”

  Real tech stories. Really shaky analysis. December. The holiday season is in full swing—parties, gift buying, TV specials, caroling (do people still carol? seems there’s been a steep decline in fa-la-la-ing recently). If only there was a way to take a short break and be misinformed about the week’s tech news… Or—Just Spitballing Here,Continue reading “Weekly Tech Views 21 – Dec 5, 2015”

Real tech stories. Really shaky analysis. You’ve found it–a five-minute break from our most revered holiday tradition: listening to people try to sell you stuff.* For the week of November 23 – 27, 2015 Can’t I Just Post To Her Timeline? Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that he will take two months paternity leave whenContinue reading “Weekly Tech Views 20 – Nov 28, 2015”

Real tech stories. Really shaky analysis. Welcome to the Weekly Tech Views, your five-minute sanctuary from annoyingly-early Christmas commercials. For the week of November 16 – 20, 2015 You know how basketball teams, before a game, will run layup drills? Take some really easy shots to warm up? Yeah? Good… You’re Getting Warmer Nvidia’s ShieldContinue reading “Weekly Tech Views 19 – Nov 21, 2015”

  Real tech stories. Really shaky analysis. It feels somewhat ridiculous to post this buffoonery today, given what’s happened in the world over the last 24 hours, but maybe a few minutes of harmless nonsense isn’t the worst thing. For the week of November 9 – 13, 2015 When I Say Service Pack, You SayContinue reading “Weekly Tech Views 18 – Nov 14, 2015”